TRUE OR FALSE?

Zoo Knudsen plays professional baseball for the New York Eagles.


TRUE OR FALSE?

Zoo Knudsen is an underwear model.


TRUE OR FALSE?

Zoo Knudsen is a skeptical old soul, awash in a sea of credulity.


TRUE OR FALSE?

Zoo Knudsen is a grand-slam home run.


TRUE OR FALSE?

Zoo Knudsen is a fictional character in the movie SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN.


TRUE OR FALSE?

Zoo Knudsen is the master generator of human happiness.


TRUE OR FALSE?

Zoo Knudsen is exquisite relief from torture.


TRUE OR FALSE?

Zoo Knudsen is the speed of light in furlongs per fortnight.


TRUE OR FALSE?

Zoo Knudsen is the object of Polly Franklin's desire.


TRUE OR FALSE?

Zoo Knudsen is on Jeff Moran's shitlist.


TRUE OR FALSE?

Zoo Knudsen is unorthographic life.


TRUE OR FALSE?

Zoo Knudsen can't sleep at night.


TRUE OR FALSE?

Zoo Knudsen is overcast, a grey day.


TRUE OR FALSE?

Zoo Knudsen is the cycle of bio-democratic anti-humanitarian reactivity.


TRUE OR FALSE?

Zoo Knudsen is 200 |<|\||_|D$3|\| .

TRUE OR FALSE?

Zoo Knudsen wants to know if he can bum his doobage.